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Tuesday, September 13, 2005

anecdotes....

Hon mirugi kariuki was quoted as saying tha hon kalonzo musyoka will be prosecuted for a long overdue case because of the stand he has taken on the constitution.
the learned mirugi in my opinion has totally lost it.
i remember in his heyday as a firebrand top nakuru lawyer who usually took on high profile cases which in more ways than one rubbed the govt the wrong.
he is a human rights lawyer of repute who should not be blinded by power.
i guess the shoe is now on the other foot....


Tinga(raila odinga) and his brigade have declared that should oranges fail to win the referendum, the he together his rebel ministers will quit the govt. of course they expect the same from the banana camp shouldthe referendum go the orange way.

on onother note, this past week nation tv (ntv) feaatured a story about a domesticated zebra found in west pokot. this zebra mated with a donkey and the offspring was a crossbreed of the two.... having zebra stripes on the legs and a distintive featrues of both the zebra and donkey..
only in kenya...

elsewhere the police went on a mission to rid the sprawling kawangware slums of chang'aa.
boy oh boy !! did they get a hard time as the locals complained that the cops had invaded their cherished dens which the locals claimed came in handy especially in this difficult time!!!

on a big note, the orange camp today got a major boost when the firebrand embakasi mp one daudi mwenje, defected from the banana camp.

on a personal note, my local pub....daytona park in imara daima, has reopened!!!!
atleast i will get back my groove as mugithi is surely one heck of a beat....for kyuks that is...
(now u know my tribe and probably my camp!!!!) this brinhs me to the kyuks and the funny names they give their bars.......sample this:


TRUST KYUKS TO NAME BARS LIKE THIS.....
> >> > - ndikuinuka umuthi bar & restaurant.
> >> > - munyaka bar and restaurant.
> >> > - tukundanire bar and restaurant
> >> > - wenda gikeno bar and restaurant
> >> > - Múúkio ta wa njogu Bar and Restaurant
> >> > - Túcungwa twega Bar and Restaurant.
> >> > - Mungiki Bar and Restaurant
> >> > - Reke maarie Bar & Restaurant
> >> > - Nyakinyua Nungu Bar & Restaurant
> >> > - Kamushugwa or kamuchugwa 'ini
> >> > - Kíragita kíruithio Bar & Restaurant.
> >> > - Sina tabu bar and hideout.
> >> > - Kumi Kumi Bar Restaurant and Lodge
> >> > - Ripa kabra ya Kunywa Bar, Restaurant
> >> > - Kurara Lodge
> >> > - Kanyanyaini Bar Restaurant and Lodge
> >> > - Ripa Kesho Bar restaurant and Lodge
> >> > - Ninyuo ninyuo bar restaurant and Lodge
> >> > - Dynamo cia Makeri Pub
> >> > - Athamaki A Kabati
> >> > - Mera Cinoke Kibera Pub & Rest
> >> > - Wazee wa kazi Bar & Rest
> >> > - Mucene Bar & Rest
> >> > - Magomano Bar & Rest
> >> > - Githeri-ini Bar and Restaurant:
> >> > - Tonyia inji ikumi Bar and Restaurant:
> >> > - Redi cia Muthithi Bar and Restaurant
> >> > - Kuhuura kanua bar & restaurant
> >> > - Gukena bar and restaurant
> >> > - Magomano ma athuri bar & restaurant
> >> > - kuda-kuda bar and restaurant
> >> > - Kahuruko kega bar& Restaurant
> >> > - Moi dagacoka Bar and Restaurant
> >> > - Nyaka~nga bar& Restaurant
> >> > - Miitu ya ndaracaini bar and restaurant
> >> > - Wandahuhu kwendia mwana bar and restaurant.
> >> > - Thoko ya mitugo miaganu bar and restaurant.
> >> > - Kariua ni mucii Bar and restaurant.
> >> > - tuthugumire cia kahua bar and restaurant
> >> > - Ukuigua uguo bar and restaurant
> >> > - thendi cia Bonathi bar and restaurant.
> >> > - Mung'ari wa saba saba bar and restaurant.
> >> > - Wandindikira kii Bar and restaurant.
> >> > - MUGITHI Bar and Restaurant
> >> > - Kikuyu Anadinya Jaluo Bar
> >> > - Tahika na ukome bar and restaurant
> >> > - Kunywa ta magui ikumi.... bar and restaurant.
> >> > - rigika bar and restaurant.
> >> > - Njoroge ee ruraya... bar and restaurant
> >> AND THE WINNER...
> >> GUTAHEKA NA KWONA DUMA Bar and Restaurant ...


finally my cyborgname is...

R.I.C.H.I.E.:
Robotic Intelligent Construct Hardwired for Immediate Exploration...

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