Nairobi politics, football, conspiracy theories and related propaganda

Monday, September 19, 2005


This past weekend the banana republicans finally managed to put up a show of their shaky campaign. The rally was held at banana hill(sic) in kiambu district. what a coincidence!!!
of course they did this in an area where they knew they have wide support. Prior to that the replubicans had been chased literally out of garrissa!!!! of all the places one would expect little or no opposition to either camp!!. the republicans should have known better.
the banana hill choereography proved to be a face saving technique for the republicans. i must add though that the republicans have some nice taste for headgear!!!! the kamaru style hats are quite authoritative!!!...on this front, they outdo the compe!! i must get a similar hat!!
it will be quite interesting to watch the banana republicans in a different corner of the country prefarably luo nyanza......tinga's stranglehold....

meanwhile, the orange brigade, was really working up the crowds in various regions. the most notable thing was the declaration by agwambo (a.k. tinga) that the orange team brigade will bag the referendum.!!!.he proceeded to tell his followers not to bother stoning or disrupting the banana republicans' rallies as this would be a waste of time and vital resources!! ( read stones!!) it was really hilarious watchinh one kajwang outdo himself in firing up the crowds. the usual tinga sycophants were present and tried to outdo each other so as to appear as the most ardent agwambo sycophant!!!

this whole comedy is ofcourse but a fight between the kiuks and the njengs!!!
i mean lets face it, the banana republicans cannot dare set foot in agwambo's territory. the orange brigade are also aware that it will be hard selling oranges in the banana land of cental kenya.

One project uhuru ( my favourite ) has engaged strange bedfellows!!! The kiuks (being as proud as they ever are) know very well that their blue eyed boy is simply playing politics. he will of course not deliver significant votes to the orange brigade, but he will suffer no backlash when the big day ( read the elections in 2007 and 2012) come. he simply their "heir apparent" when the prezzo calls it a day.. call it a case of havin your cake and eating it!!!

on the sideshow......
one western mp made a rather curios offer to prezzo kibaki.....that in order for the western province (read lunjes) to vote bananas in november, he must promise to step down in favour of one of their own come 2007!!! fat chance kibs will even lose sleep on this offer!!!!

meanwhile there emerged a bull of new york. It was reported that the govt had recalled our ambassador to the u.s. of a cos some senior aide simply couldnt tame his libido!!!! poor guy may cause the good ambassador his job. of course the very one and and only gava spin doctor dr. alffie mutua denied this allegation. more details will emerge later.

this past weekend was really hectic.
the daytona mgt did a shody job and as a result, their was no mugithi. they are yet to learn that mugithi is pretty competitive and to stay in business you must be prepared to advertise every friday in the daily nation!!!. this paper really makes my day on fridays.........i mean what with all those pubs ( they are actually patronised by most the banana republicans) advertising what and who will be featuring in their weekend mugithi menu!!!! the nation guys i think are republicans!!! on a footballing note, the battle of the reds ended in a stalemate...
considering the history between the red devils and the reds, this was a somewhat fair result.
the russians (read chelski) are really a pain in u know where!!... wameaza kuhepa na ligi!!!!
did someone say arsenal????? i wonder where they are?

now that i sound like a banana replubican, can anyone direct me to where i can buy that beautiful authoritative kamaru hat!!!!!


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