kenya.....kritique

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Wednesday, February 15, 2006

bored... not quite

chect this silly rant . then u might as well trash some sites you simply find disgusting by using the Net Disaster * destroy the web! . After that why dont u then remind some people who simply love to forward those silly chain emails about some kid who is sufferring from some god forbidden unknown ailment that the kid is now grown up and probably shitting his pants or something!!! finally listen to your bunghole or whatever it is !!!

i must say bloggers are really a shitious bunch ( i included). They will go on and on on how, what, who, where and when it ( whatever "it" is...) happened. but so far the female bloggers in my considered opinion take the crown.
these lot will bitch on anything under the sun ( "anything" is probably how the faaking dude screwed and got away and hence how pathetic a lovelife they lead!!!!!....my opinion,remember?) then they will go on to bitch on how they chukia jamaaz and such days like vals!!! sh*t!!! now am ranting............

jamaas on the other hand will blog on siasa, economy, cars, techie stuff and generally try to appear so elitist...crap!!!! ( actually i fall in this category). once in a while a jamaa will unleash a sob story which i guess goes unread!..bure kabisa!!!. lakini all in all its insightful.

As a result of the above, i have come to actually read the biaches' rants ( unless u r a gay then there is no reason not to!) quite often cos men, they are hilarious. Afterall i consider myself well versed in what the jamaas blubber about. this mama is surely the bomb!!! u will be amazed at what that lil' mind can conjure and sprew!!!!!
finally i came across some swahili blog.. eh wacha tu hiyo swa!!!!!!!!!
haya basi lets blog....

6 Comments:

  • At Saturday, February 18, 2006, Blogger Milonare said…

    Unleashing a rant is kinda like shutaring... "heavenly relief but to others just but a noisy, smelly product"

    It cleans the system though na hiyo ndiyo msuri...

     
  • At Monday, February 20, 2006, Blogger kritik said…

    true true.....most of the time a rant is actually an underlying discomfort waiting to be expunged from the bowels deep in our innermost thoughts..
    keep blogging...

     
  • At Thursday, February 23, 2006, Anonymous instigator said…

    Women rant about things.Men fix those things.Expecting a woman to save herself from a situation is like expecting a bunch of puppies to build a fence.There will be whining,crying,peeing,fighting,eating but at the end of the day no fence.Let's leave ranting to the people who can do it best WOMEN!!!!

     
  • At Thursday, February 23, 2006, Blogger kritik said…

    nice one instigator. i am usually amazed at the demeanour of a woman before she is set to unleash one. kind of the calm before the storm...reminds me of last year's hurricane Katrina and Wilma(i wonder what kind of women these two were?). they gather their force in the sea bila peoples' knowledge then unleash the terror to poor people...
    hmmh.. bad (or is it?) analogy for a rant...ha ha ha !!!

     
  • At Thursday, February 23, 2006, Anonymous instigator said…

    @ kritik
    Usually you can feel a rant coming.There is lots of silence and you can see it in her eyes.As a guy you can do several things; you can go to your happy place - I recall doing that when I was younger, the only problem is that you might be having so much fun in your mind that you begin to smile and she knows that you havent been listening and you find yourself in dire straits.There is also the dead pan stare.No expression on your face and look her deep in the eyes like you are trying to look into her soul.She may rant but the thing is that it will break most weak women or haunt the strong ones coz they dont know what is going on in your mind.An image of you choking her out perhaps?
    Then there is the pattern breaker!When a mama rants she needs to get into a flow.Interrupt this flow and you have it made!This can be anything like you banging the table when she is mid-sentence,bursting in laughter, staring at a distinct feature on her face etc.
    A man should be able to protect himself.....

     
  • At Wednesday, March 01, 2006, Blogger KenyanMusings said…

    LOL, I came to say thanks (((((blush blush)))))), I will take it kindly especially after Aco dissed me over at his place.

    Then I LOL'd at instigator, ati 'This can be anything like you banging the table when she is mid-sentence,bursting in laughter, staring at a distinct feature on her face etc'...LOL.

    Thanks. Keeping well?

     

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