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Thursday, April 27, 2006

MPs are just but thieves!!!!!!!


Parliament is indeed a house of thieves!!!
The (dis)honourable members blackmailed the govt into increasing
their mileage allowance by well over 100% !!
to add insult ot injury, they voted to backdate the mileage claims
to july 2005!!! this means that each (dis)honourable member will walk away
with close to Sh890,000 arrears, costing the country an initial Sh198 million.

All MPs used to get a flat rate of Sh247,000 for the first 350 kilometres and thereafter Sh82 for each additional kilometre.
Now they will receive from between Sh150 a kilometre.
This is blantant robbery and an insult to the people of Kenya! apparently
Finance minister Amos Kimunya at first offered to link MPs to the AA rates as a compromise but this was rejected.
He then refused to agree to their demands but flew out of the country for the United States ... and the deal was hurriedly sealed in his absence.

Why did the financial secretary (who is actually the accounting officer in the treasury and not the PS, contrary to what many think is the case)
accede to this blackmail?
Granted the govt was in a tight spot with regard to the supplementary estimates that it wanted approved by the house.
The money was meant to finance Government operations until the next Budget in June.
This is no reason for parliament to blackmail the govt.

At first the members boycotted sittings ostensibly to block passage of the "mini budget"
because it did not factor in revised CDF estimates!!!
they were demanding the CDF allocations to be tripled to about KES 21B from the the current KES 7B.
Other MPs said they were opposing the mini-Budget because of the inclusion of allowances of ministers and their assistants in the National Assembly kitty, some of their colleagues said they wanted the allowances increased.
What a load of crap!!!!
Kumbe all they wanted was a major revision of their mileage claims!!!
thieves!! thieves!!! thieves!!!! wezi hawa!! bure kabisa, pumbavu!! mavi ya kuku!!! hawa wezi!!! shindwe pepo mbaya!!!

yani they blackmailed the govt till On Tuesday, the Government shelved plans to pay ministerial allowances from the vote of the National Assembly.
It amended the Order Paper seeking to reassign Sh325.4 million from the Budget of the National Assembly to the Directorate of Personnel Management in the Office of the President.

yani hawa watu hawatosheki!!!!!
sample this...
Under their mileage allowance – renamed Vehicle Fixed Cost in December 2004 – each MP within a radius of 350 kilometres from Nairobi takes home Sh247,000. Nairobi MPs who were previously excluded from the mileage of Sh195,000 on the ground that they hardly travelled because their constituencies were in the city also benefited from the new deal. MPs' salaries and allowances amount to slightly more than Sh600,000 each month. They are also given Sh3.3 million as a car-purchase allowance, a mortgage of about Sh10 million, a medical allowance and now CDF where the least a constituency can receive is Sh26 million and the highest Sh43 million, depending on its population and poverty levels. The President gets a salary of Sh2 million, while Cabinet Ministers salaries are about Sh1 million after their responsibility and househelp allowances were increased to Sh250,000. Proposals to build constituency offices and give MPs Sh80,000 to hire staff were also on the pipeline!!!!

thieves thieves thieves!!!!! pumbavu nyinyi nyote!!

I sure hope when kimunya jets back home, he is not only going to
reverse what the blackmail, but make sure that this does not happen again!!!
Jeez!!! who is going to save our poor taxes from this house of thieves!!!!

Not content with robbing the mwananchi, Bunge had the temerity to castigate
Citizen radio and specifically one waweru mburu!!
Waweru simply highlighted the robbery that parliament is propagating against kenyans!!
yani these thieves are quick to gang-up whenever their interests (mostly financial) are
on stake!! they also gang up whenever anyone tries to highlight the ills committwed by them against kenyans!!!!

pumbavu nyinyi mavi ya kuku!!!!!!

With the ongoing interpol operation, MPs cars are being spared in the swoop!!!
Maaa ngai... they must be the luckiest pigs!!! remember "the animal farm" ????? Wote ni wezi na pumbavu!!!

Other characters like newbie kid AHENDA have taken to trivialising serious issues like the sexual offences bill!!! Huyu jamaa amechizi!!! Mnaona ubaya ya kutegemea Agwambo???
There was also an attempt to shelve the bill and instead discuss the CDF increment!!!
yani hawa wezi hawatosheki!!!!

MR PRESIDENT, PLEASE SAVE US...........SAY NO TO THIS ROBBERY!!

shidwe pepo mbaya... to all members......PUMBAVU NYINYI!!!!!

p.s

speaking of wezi.....the above post is largely kazi ya wezi kutoka nation. so dont go blaming me!!!
am just pissed at the mps for the fucking shit they all are!!!

11 Comments:

  • At Thursday, April 27, 2006, Blogger Girl in the Meadow said…

    I LIKE YOUR LOOTING PICTURES.

    And those oxymorons (insert your word of abuse here) are just THIEVES. YES THEY ARE

     
  • At Thursday, April 27, 2006, Blogger Girl in the Meadow said…

    AND THAT 247000 FOR 350 KM is surreal. You know that is not coasto one way. Can you confirm the figures?

     
  • At Thursday, April 27, 2006, Blogger Ms K said…

    You know, Waweru Mburu is the only person with the balls to say out loud what the rest of the country is thinking.

    (God forgive me) I think maybe Usamah might consider taking up a private contract. If all Kenyans toa a bob we can be rid of these devils for ever.

     
  • At Thursday, April 27, 2006, Blogger AK said…

    YeaH! The creepy thugs!

    Ms K, I am in for any project to rid our country of those insects.

     
  • At Thursday, April 27, 2006, Blogger kipepeo said…

    I'm with miss k! great post kritik...stole some your brilliant words for my post...hehe!! i learnt the art of stealing from my leaders. what can i say?

     
  • At Thursday, April 27, 2006, Blogger Kabinti said…

    You couldn't have said it any LOUDER and clearer. I hope Kenyans are observing this with the next elections in mind.

     
  • At Thursday, April 27, 2006, Blogger Msanii_XL said…

    Ridiculous is the word..appropriate for the action that the devil spawn has chose to undertake..and the nerve to backdate it?...arghhhh

     
  • At Thursday, April 27, 2006, Blogger Spidey/Tato said…

    ma ma ma when i grow up or leave the couch i wanna become an MP!!!!!

     
  • At Friday, April 28, 2006, Blogger KenyanMusings said…

    Ma I am feeling you....(hata kama I see you trying tyo spread rumors hapo on my blog pepo mbaya wewe!),

    Yaani, I have got to the point where you know, you can send all the vile insults you know to those MP's, stibky ass ma****ers, but it would never be enough, because you have to be a total ass, to make such selfish decisions over and over again, back date them (did you believe that aki?) as the country slinks further into poverty and general desparation. WTF!!! I mean, seriously, WT bloody F?!
    I have no words for those mai's, so all I can say is that the greater forces, karma, what goes around comes around will do them justice on behalf of the Kenyans, because it has fikad the point where while we all knew they reason through their matakos, they have just confirmed it.

    **KM, composes herslf**
    Sasa lakini? How U be?

     
  • At Friday, April 28, 2006, Blogger pesa tu said…

    Come on am tired of all this negativity.
    Yes, it is bad but what r u doing about it?
    Talking wont eradicate poverty.

     
  • At Saturday, April 29, 2006, Blogger Acolyte said…

    These bastards are going to take every opportunity to rob the nation blind!At this point what can we do?

     

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