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Monday, March 13, 2006

mercenaries! lies! bird flu and related sh!t...........

the Raila allegations of mercenaries operating in kenya
should be taken with a pinch of salt. It beats logic that raila can
gather such info and even present passport copies of the said goons by himself. he neva misses an opportunity to cast himself as the oppresed one, huh? ATi the said armenians have been hired to eliminate ODM luminaries???? give us a break dude!!! such cheap publicity stunts usually fall flat on their asses!! (not faces). It amazes me whenever agwambo somehow fits
his political battles in every govt misdeed!!! yani he has manged to turn the STANDARD RAID to be an issue about ODM!!! The dude is shrewd!!!
Ironically, the TWo ARMENIANS have just held a press conference and infact they were invited by , yep u guessed it right!!! RAILA and KALONZO!!!. apparently the two "mercenaries" are THE Armenian Prezzo's nephews!!!!!
ofcourse RAILA and co will swiftly deny...typical of political sluts!!! who the firk are these odm dipstiks fooling???????

Just as in the past, Raila is hell-bent on whipping up public support
and in the process disparage Kibs. Ofcourse his is just but a cheap ploy to
remain in the public limelight for as long as he can.Kamanda and co then went shooting their feet in their asses!! fine they did get a crowd
and actually i was amazed to note that the gava stil has some sympathisers!!!! yerp every dog has its day.
A rather curious happening was seeing the so called ODM luminaries emerge and declare ati they are united in their quest to field a single prezzo candidate in '07.
who's fooling who??? we all know they will all take a stab at the presidency!!! granted if they pull it off, then it will be the end of
the KIBAKI-NARC fiasco (for lack of a better word). Should they fail and each launches his own bid, then KIBAKI will be assured of another
5 years of dozing in State house!!!!
the saddest thing though is that KANU!! (yes kanu!!) will have sneaked back to power and i shudder at that thought!!! I have always maintained that ODM is simply KANU RELOADED!!!
LDP is but KANU's errant boy!!!
GOOd people, are we ready for another round of kanu plunder?????
i dont think so!!! but hey its our vote and infact we should vote out all these bastards!!!! the 222 of them...including KIBs.
having said that, and knowing fully well we will not vote them all out, i feel then our politics sucks!!!
tutafanyaje???
Michuki amechizi!! raila as usual is dissillusioned!!, kibaki amelala, uhuru ni kupewa tu!! kalonzo amechoka, balala ni balaa, ruto is rotten to the core!!
anyang nyo'ngo amenyongwa!! Kombo ameenda kombo!! kimunya anamumumnya peke yake!!! arrrgggh!!!

but i digress.........

a politician's life is defined by the amount of publicity he generates and
mischief he creates to score valuable political capital.
you see in kenya, we tend to forget issues rather quickly and yesterday's scandals and enemies
are quickly forgotten.
take the case of ALI and The MEDIA. ODM was busy parading journalist's and banning them from their referendum rallies.
ODM even called for the sacking of ALI following the unfortunate and tragic shooting of several people in kisumu.
Looking at that brigade last week, pretending to be the guardian of press freedom and ALI, left alot to be desired.
the sad bit is that we kenyans always fall for the crap that these politicians feed us.
why on earth would a sensible man call such leaders "wakombozi"?
in as much as the NARC govt has failed miserably, the ODM will not present us with any tangible semblance of good governance. Infact ODM is simply KANU RELOADED!!!! i insist
KIBAKI with his NARC (read DP) has failed to offer firm leadership. WHat we need now is a complete generational regime and class change.

its time for young people to take over...
of course this is but a pipe dream... as long as we create demi-gods, who are
so willing to pay for political patronage, THe generational change aint gonna happen!!!
its sad , i know, but what options do we have???
come 2007, we shall all retreate to our tribal cocoons and be fed a dish
of ethnic interests as opposed to national interest.
The old guard and the existing political class will rubbish all pretensions of a diversified multicultural society, and instead shout
that "its our time to eat"
Others will whip up public sympathy and rally the masses to their supposedly divine mandate to govern!! (read loot!!)
all in all its sad that the youth will not be able to marshal resources and rally the masses so as to force a regime change.
firk the gava!!! firk narc!!! firk odm!!! infact firk all the politicians!!!
washidwe!!!!

elsewhere......
the firking bird flu is finally here!!! what does the gava do???
it does some stupid test and declares it to be newcastle fever or something!!!! meanwhile birds are falling dead all over the country for no apparent reason!!
talk of a lethargic government!!!!as usual the propaganda machine is in full swing
and we shall be treated to the usual dose of
"the govt is fully prepare to handle any outbreak of bird flu.....bla bla bla!!!!!!!"
gimme a firkin break!!!! stop firkin around and deal with the flu!!!! kwani Kenya is in the OZONE LAYER of AFRICA???? the flu has been reported in Cameroun (western AFrica). It had been reported in Ethiopia which is in EAStern AFrica!! YAni those birds went round the continent and avoided kenya???
thats it!! no more kuku choma till this shit is over!!!

17 Comments:

  • At Tuesday, March 14, 2006, Blogger BlueSwift said…

    Interesting vybe and i meant interesting as in not the opposite of boring or "funny-ha ha". I hear u bro, i rather get confused as to what or where ur stand is politicaly speaking. Another thing about the Armenians: they held a press conference in the GOVERNMENT VIP LOUNGE, usually reserved for government officials and important guests of the gava, in this case Raila is more believable.

     
  • At Tuesday, March 14, 2006, Blogger kritik said…

    aha blueswift.... its sad to see sycophancy will indeed shroud the truth. one can infer thatu r an ardent railamaniac. i guess even when confronted with hard facts and truth the dude will still feign ignorance. On this one, i differ blueswift. Raila and kalonzo have surely dipped their hands in the cookie jar!!

     
  • At Tuesday, March 14, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    kritik it does not take a genius to tell that ur a kikuyu for according to you, to be railamaniac is syconphancy but your support of the funny way the mumluki issued there press statement is to be patriotic, God have mercy...this tribalism!

     
  • At Tuesday, March 14, 2006, Blogger Instigator said…

    I keep things simple.All politicians are dirtier then a whore's panties.All of them get compromised at one time or other, it's the level that matters!

     
  • At Wednesday, March 15, 2006, Blogger kritik said…

    hey anony... u have to agree with me that no matter what pretensions of nationalism we portray, inherently we are all tribal. thats the sad fact in kenya. just look at the tribal circus going round with regard to this mercernary fiasco!!

    Instigator, as usual u hit the nail on the head!! all of them are simply dikheads!!

     
  • At Wednesday, March 15, 2006, Blogger Shiroh said…

    Anonymous, I would rather Kibaki any day to those ODM luminaries.

    They are not, have never been, will not be an alternative to the leadership we want in this country.

    Kumbe someone is feeling me on this. Raila..what, spare us that kind of cheap thought anonymous. Who in this country knows better about Russians and whatever than him?

    I am a Kikuyu (and proud to be) but i can tell you; politics aside Kibs has done a bit of good work; guys are laughing all the way to the bank (the one who avoid Raila sychophancy like you).

    Did you know that all Govt offices for example (one of which i work for) have to be ISO Certified? All this behind Railasycomphancy.

    Lets give credit where it is due

     
  • At Friday, March 17, 2006, Anonymous Kritik said…

    shiroh.... I couldnt have put it better myself...its sad that whenever one gives a candid observation of a situation, he is labelled a tribalist!!!
    raila and his band of sycophants might as well go to armenia. now he has come up with tanzanian mercenaries!!!!
    just imagine??
    anonymous, u can go ahead and label me a tribalist..
    and yea am proud to the core, for being a kikuyu

     
  • At Friday, March 17, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Hi shiroh, hi Kritik
    I think shiroh you have gotten me all wrong here. I read alot of emotion in your contribution. Shiroh surely what is wrong is wrong let not shout "see that good lord" every time one points to us a bad lord. Let us not defend our lack of pants with a "but i have my bra and blouse on". It is not a raila-kibaki contest. We should just all get worried when we are treated as a tribe first before being treated as individuals.

    Can you imagine what would happen if a non-Kikuyu took over and declared that you benefited immensely during kibakis reign. Will it be fair to you and justice? Let us face the facts-assuming that you are detriblised for that is what i believe i am- this guys are treating us to a circus, when push come to shove, they will seat down and strike a deal for themselves and then you will come in and endorse it.

    Do you think it is fair for a foreign to come into the country, swagger around us he pleases, get benefits that you only dream of, be allowed to use Gk Vehicles at will, cover his number plate and drive around town gosh! This where the German Nazi began from, this is where the milosevics, Mussolini- name them - began. Look at what is happening to the police, break down off chain of command? For now, kibaki is a Gentleman and i believe this firmly. But some bad precedent is being set. When the likes of Gumo, Ndolo, Nyagah, Mwenje, Raila take power and decide to fuata nyayo za kibaki like moi did kenyatta's then you will realise how wrong the present happenings are. Right now - for the interest of argument - An angel is holding unlicensed gun and so we say, "What is wrong with that?” Now asking ourselves, the day the devil will take the gun will we say "He is doing the wrong thing" or will we say "he is with the wrong thing" for if the thing be wrong when with the devil, what made it right when it was in the possession of the angel?

    As a citizen, we should concentrate on what can come into the possession of both the devil and the angel. This thing-power- should be such that if in possession of the angel, it should only do “extreme good and no harm” and if in possession of the devil, “some good and no harm”. Let put tribalism aside without forgetting our heritage. "If you burn your house to punish your brother, your house gets burnt too?"

     
  • At Friday, March 17, 2006, Anonymous just passing by said…

    i rest my case

    if a kikuyu does it, it is fine if a non kikuyu does the same, it is wrong.

    wave one was driven by moi phobia

    wave two will be driven by kikuyu phobia

    maintain your watch.

    i maintain that no kikuyu, jaluo or kalengin should be allowed to rule us ever again, we gave chances they have disappointed us.

    you should first of all give us back our beach plots

    remember the words of maitha karisa

    2007 it shall come to pass.

     
  • At Friday, March 17, 2006, Anonymous just passing by said…

    i rest my case

    if a kikuyu does it, it is fine if a non kikuyu does the same, it is wrong.

    wave one was driven by moi phobia

    wave two will be driven by kikuyu phobia

    maintain your watch.

    i maintain that no kikuyu, jaluo or kalengin should be allowed to rule us ever again, we gave chances they have disappointed us.

    you should first of all give us back our beach plots

    remember the words of maitha karisa

    2007 it shall come to pass.

     
  • At Friday, March 17, 2006, Blogger kritik said…

    anonymous, sadly our politics has been tribalised and indeed that has always been the case. we will always retreat
    to our ethnic cocoons everytime a crisis tha promises to polarise the country occurs. granted the mercenary saga has degenarated to a devious circus, at no time has Kibs wittingly or unwittingly subjected the country at the mercy of foreigners. what ODM actually LDP is doing is simply settling scores with KIbaki. Raila knows that he has to remain visible, therefore he will concort baseless allegations to suit his interests.

    p.s..please use a pseudonyn or an alias, no need to hide behind the "anonymous" tag. otherwise yours is a nice contribution.

    just passing by said...that we shud give back beach lots. sadly u have chosen to wag the tribal cum regional card. for your info, all looters whether a kikuyu or luo, or giriama etc, do not represent the community. they are simply thieves. dont label and blame a whole community. should we move out of nairobi just cos it was built on Maasai ancestral land???

     
  • At Friday, March 17, 2006, Blogger Shiroh said…

    Can you imagine what would happen if a non-Kikuyu took over and declared that you benefited immensely during kibakis reign. Will it be fair to you and justice? Let us face the facts-assuming that you are detriblised for that is what i believe i am- this guys are treating us to a circus, when push come to shove, they will seat down and strike a deal for themselves and then you will come in and endorse it.


    The ones who are beneficiaries are doing so because they have taken advantage of the prevailing economic conditions. Guys in the Stock Exchange are making money. The rest of the idiots are overwhelmed by some two unassuming gentlemen. \

    How many other foreigners are around that you don't know off. Common i wish you could for at least a minute stop being Kikuyu phobic!

    Now if a woman became president then you surround yourself with the thoughts that everything they do is because they are women.

    You are the ones letting emotions get the better part. Could you for once do your work well and let the others who can't burn in hell . You are no judge of anyone mistakes. As one person said "History will judge Kibaki well" You better believe it.

    If you stop feeding your head with politics then your life might just progress and anyhow do you feel oppressed now that you are no Kikuyu. Do you think us Kikuyus now have private roads where the rest of the Kenyans do not travel? Do you even imagine the people commandoed on the Standard Raid were some Kikuyus?

    Common I am getting tired of this tribal bullshit?

    Kibaki is a person; not a tribe. Fine some Kikuyus have benefited from regime change but how many?


    We cannot carry Kibakis mistakes as a tribe and i hope you get that in your head.

     
  • At Friday, March 17, 2006, Blogger Shiroh said…

    @ jus passing by
    i maintain that no kikuyu, jaluo or kalengin should be allowed to rule us ever again, we gave chances they have disappointed us.


    I am sad that you even went to school. You should just have stayed at home and become a beach boy. No wonder you cant even write Kalengin. And the only tribe i know of is Luo; not Jaluo.

     
  • At Friday, March 17, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    really finally someone can see what is for what is this jango thinks his word is law let him wake up and realize that the days of his dada are gone imagine 73% of kenyans are below 45 yrs and yet he tries to hoodwink us to believing what he is saying him and his ODM cronies. Though even the gava is asleep if Mutua thinks anyone believed him at his "press conference"then he must have gained his so called Dr in disinformation and selective AMNESIA gava we are watching you and trully 2007 we r going to sack you f**king loosers.

     
  • At Saturday, March 18, 2006, Blogger deeply pertubed said…

    lets get the broader picture here. to all this politicians you all are faces in their circus and come 2007 you all will be votes and numbers we have accepted to be used for so long by these people does it mean only 220 people in kenya are ambitious? does it mean that if the current crop of thieves go no one else can oversee the affairs of this country? and it is sad to see that the people that are supposed to be non aligned tribally are the ones discussing tribal issues to say the least i didnt know the difference btwn me and my friends regarding tribes until i had acess to the media and the politicians bullshit so what am a kikuyu but do my being kikuyu give me a job or food or anything for that matter does it guarantee my kids education or future and being a luo guarantees you absolutely nothing cause even with either kikuyu, kalenjin leaderships we still had and will go on struggling only the children and close friends of these people had anything to write home about regarding their associations with these regimes. I would like to appeal to you guys and pass this on the only way to do things is demistify this tribal issues and have the politicians deliver cause at the end of the day we are diverted from issues and when we came back to the situation what do we find? things gone astray and believe me as we now stand astonded by the arragance of the armenians something somewhere is cooking i dont know what but it is too suspect that everyone has forgotten everything and we are worried. it's like the mamlukis have our lives in their hands after all they spend 150k in a day.
    rally up guys and let us empower the youth for thirty years down the line your kids will ask you how did you get us here just the same way we are wondering how the hell did we get to be beggers, thieves and rapists regardless of the fact that we are really endowned with inexhaustible natural resouces.
    lets get out of this safety zone!

     
  • At Sunday, March 19, 2006, Blogger Milonare said…

    I just had to comment on balala ni balaa, ruto is rotten to the core!! anyang nyo'ngo amenyongwa!! Kombo ameenda kombo!! kimunya anamumumnya peke yake!!!

    Dude that was funny!

    Pia Kibaki amebaki kimya na Michuki ni nyoka anayetuchukia!! LOLOLOL

    DId you read the arrogant words from the Armenian Indian about his Lexuses and dog imports from Dubai?

     
  • At Monday, March 20, 2006, Blogger kritik said…

    deeply pertubed, it is indeed a rallying time for the youth. sadly the country's wealth is in the hands of the wazee who will never relinquish their grip on power!!!!
    milonare... those armenian "mamluks" are actually silly bastards who are simply being used to further selfish political ambitions of cowards who cant stand up for what the believe in!!

     

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