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Monday, June 05, 2006

Lorna irungu or a striking resemblance????

There is this mail circulating all over. Apparently the mail has two pix attachments of
a black mama getting jiggy wit a jungu.
To cut to the chase, the mama bears striking resemblance to one lorna irungu
Poor girl, all her goodies have been laid bare for the whole world to savour.
The pix have a signature address of a porn website ala BIGNATURALS.COM
I guess thats where they were first published.
Needless to say, the damage is done and lorna must be shocked.
What strikes one is the resemblance and she will definitely have a difficult time convincing
people otherwise.
All in all it is a shame what perverts can do to a person's reputation.
My take is that this must be a striking resemblance, nothing more.
Si yeye....
cheers

27 Comments:

  • At Monday, June 05, 2006, Blogger Nakeel said…

    I gat it and I was like aaaah ook whatever..
    lovely week.. Hw u been?

     
  • At Monday, June 05, 2006, Blogger Nakeel said…

    I gat it and I was like aaaah ook whatever..
    lovely week.. Hw u been?

     
  • At Tuesday, June 06, 2006, Blogger Jay said…

    Kritique, does it really matter what happens in the privacy of our homes?

    Who are we to judge?

    I think anyone who sits in judgment of Lorna is being very hypocritical. Unless y'all are virgins, then no-one can sit in judgment of her. Whether she was with a white dude, or a chute or whatever other random crap people are peddling.

    The thing is, someone obviously set her up. And believe me, it could happen to anyone. You don't know what's lurking behind crack in your girlfriend's wardrobe, or behind the mirror in your boyfriends house.

    Let those who are without sin, cast the first stone.

     
  • At Wednesday, June 07, 2006, Blogger pesa tu said…

    Can u send me the pics? Wont believe it till i see it.My address is pesa_tu@yahoo.com

    I feel sorry for her.

     
  • At Thursday, June 08, 2006, Blogger gishungwa said…

    am with Ms K on this one.

     
  • At Friday, June 09, 2006, Blogger gathinga said…

    my God, could you please send me the pic to so i can comment.
    my adress d9296@yahoo.com

     
  • At Saturday, June 10, 2006, Blogger kritik said…

    done

     
  • At Sunday, June 11, 2006, Blogger kipepeo said…

    hmmm...seen it and quite frankly dont really care who she was with...but why someone had to go out and put that out there, whether or not it was real is irrelevant. thats just cold!

     
  • At Thursday, June 15, 2006, Blogger JaKey said…

    MY GOD


    Am a V myself but I still feel the mama is justified to do what she wants in the comfort of her own chambers, I mean less than 2% of people and animals aged 20 and above are Virgins so Lorna don't be shy that ain't ur look alike that is YOU. Instead of being shy and refusing to admit what you have been up to just sema "Hey thats me and guess what at least I have more skill than most of you critics out their," GIRL SHIT HAPPENES JUST BE WOMAN ENOUGH TO ADMITT IT.

     
  • At Tuesday, June 20, 2006, Blogger POTASH said…

    uhm...haven't seen that email also drop it for me
    potashke@gmail.com

     
  • At Thursday, June 22, 2006, Blogger deeply pertubed said…

    let me please have pics as i needto see to believe. my ad is deeplyperturbed@yahoo.com

     
  • At Thursday, June 29, 2006, Blogger tannoy said…

    kindly post me the pics on jusme@buffalo.co so that i can get to comment

     
  • At Thursday, June 29, 2006, Blogger persona said…

    Kindly send me the email to mobilekenya@yahoo.com I still don't believe it.

     
  • At Monday, July 17, 2006, Blogger kritik said…

    SORRY FOR THE DELAY GUYS.
    CHECK YOUR MAILBOXES

     
  • At Friday, July 21, 2006, Blogger Raysay said…

    send them to me at dentdidier at yahoo .com

     
  • At Saturday, July 22, 2006, Blogger Jimmex said…

    pole sana dada

     
  • At Monday, July 24, 2006, Blogger Gaga said…

    I don't think it's Lorna.
    I've seen her up close on stage at Phoenix Players, and her breasts are not that large, coz if they were that large, I'd have DEFINATELY noticed.
    Another thing, women don't grab they own boobs when they are shagging. It's only in porno that they do that to give us men fantasies of what it would be like to be the ones grabbing the boobs.
    I work in a photo studio/colour procesing lab, and I get to see A LOT of home made porn. A classic feature of people taking their own photos when fucking is that the photos are not that well lit and composed, like you will have noticed if you saw that Paris Hilton video. Home made porn is never top drawer photography/videography, because it is one of the two of you taking the shot. But if you look at these supposed Lorna pics, they are both shot very well, meaning it was done by a third party, and probably a pro to boot.
    And finally, porn sites need the model's permission tp put up her photos. Even those "impromptu" pornographers you see on some sites claiming to be "amateurs" are anything but. So although rules are maded to be broken, I doubt bignaturals.com would post Lorna's photo without Lorna's permission. And obviously Lorna wouldn't permit her photos to be on the net.
    This is just a resemblance. How often have you seen a dude on some TV or a game who looks frighteningly similar to some dude you know from your hood? These things happen.

     
  • At Wednesday, July 26, 2006, Blogger inane said…

    i was actually surprised when i got the mail portraying the chics as lorna but after a while someone sent me this one.and true to it twasnt lorna at all(have a look at the stated site).but really guys who are we to judge say it was her???whatever happened to privacy


    ( I am forwarding this mail too. Hoping u would also forward it too and help clear Lorna's name).


    [Friends,

    Lorna Irungu is a good friend of mine and I feel obliged to forward this Email to as many people. I hope this email does the rounds as quickly as The pictures did.

    Peter C. Nduati


    FROM LORNA IRUNGU: Over the past 4 months I have been the new topic of Discussion with Kenya's across the world. The spam mail with alleged Porn pics of me seems to have taken a life of its own including having An entire discussion running on mashada.com Now I have known about this Pics for a while but am tired of having to explain them to my friends Who are just getting to see them and also the perverts who are now Trying to find out if this is my new part time hobby.

    It took exactly 10 min for the Chile in the pics to be found on the web Site the pics are extracted from. Her name is Tatiana, she is 25 years Old and if anyone is really interested they can log onto bignaturals.com To confirm its her. Am sure this email will not do as many rounds as The original one but lets see if people really are interested to find Out if its me or the story is no longer juicy since the truth is out.

    Subject: I found your porn star lukalike
    Date: Fri, 19 May 2006 20:11:28 GMT
    Her name is Tatiana and any perve that wants to check it out can do so At that website...This is the same girl that they think is you and when she's facing the camera..clearly it's not you....So there...you can Attach this to the e-mails address of the people that made comments and Thought it was you... Me].

     
  • At Sunday, August 27, 2006, Blogger branddred said…

    i saw the pics, lakini i couldn't find picha ya homegirl(the 'real' lorna) anywhere...
    si you post a side by side comparison.. ('real' lorna may/may not remain clothed for this- her choice) :D
    unless they're IDENTICAL, that should lay it to rest.

     
  • At Friday, October 06, 2006, Blogger redykyulass said…

    Man Ya'll suckers,,why the fuck you gonn do dat to Lorna,,I've never met her but it ain't fair to spoil her reputation,,you's haters man,,Iv juz read what people are interested in " Can you pls send me the pics.." wharever shit..Think beyond your booty punk,,middle fingers to the sky to dat dude that spread those shit,,to you Lorna, peace up hommie,,we're in TX we feelin you gal,,kip it real..

     
  • At Wednesday, November 22, 2006, Blogger Ken said…

    Its just a look a like.These things happen. It happened to Tyra Banks, so I suppose it can happen to anyone.

     
  • At Saturday, December 02, 2006, Blogger ishza said…

    please live the poor chick alone let the first person with no short comings in there lives be the first ones to crusify her, otherwise some of us also need to be exposed and you will be suprised . leave Lorna alone. I have not seen the pictures but even if say it her so what?

     
  • At Thursday, December 07, 2006, Blogger ---Supreme-G.R.E.A.M--- said…

    At first when I saw that picture I thought some guyz doing graphic design were after maligning her. Check my blog post inaitwa 24 SEXIEST KENYANS---g.r.e.a.m---COMMENTS. Get an explanation there.

     
  • At Friday, March 23, 2007, Blogger sami said…

    Bignaturals.com is a site where you send your own dirty pics for the world to view! kenyans have their own paris HILTON! WERE CELEBS COS OF HER! TATIANA ONLY HAS TWO PICS, CONCLUSION....THE GIRLS REAL NAME IS LORNA IRUNGU MASQUERADING AS "TATIANA"! SHE SHOULDNT BE EMBARRASSED COS SHE LIKE TO BRUSH HER TEETH WITH DICK! I LIKE THE PICS THOUGH! MAD PROPS LORNA! WOOHOOOO!

     
  • At Thursday, November 01, 2007, Blogger patto said…

    ok guys am a late entrant i this lorna irungu talk but piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiz i need to see for myself,in xchange i hav enen hotter staff about some celebs behaving badly

     
  • At Tuesday, November 06, 2007, Blogger John said…

    nitumie those pics to johnradra@yahoo.com pliz!!!!

     
  • At Tuesday, January 22, 2008, Blogger George said…

    who gives a fuck anyway. she or not she thats a kawa act fuck all who think otherwise. b**tch!!

     

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