alcoblow...blown away..

Nairobi High court judge joseph nyamu has stopped the use of alcoblow by the police pending outcome of cases by motorist.

well the CBD bar owners will surely rejoice as the will readjust their prices. Most establishments had reduced their price in the hope of attracting more customers. many people had resulted to drinking at their local joints for fear of being arrested if found driving under the influence...

i guess the power of big businesses ( read kbl) is indeed ..BIG!!!

a rose by any other name...

One cannot say ati ODM or whatever it is these days is supposedly our savior!!!!!

that group is composed of Kanu and its offshoot Ldp.
suddenly they are reformers and democrats????
give me a break....
who's fooling who??
who got us in this mess mess in the first place??
certainly not the current govt...it was the 40 years of kanu's misrule!!
(and yes Ldp is simply kanu..no need to argue about that)
that bunch should stop
trying to pontificate about the ODM's supposedly divine mandate or democratic creditials!!

by the way i am no supporter of the current regime...neither do i ascribe to odm's questionable credentials and myopic idealogy ( that is if they have any, u cannot tell me ati ODM or whatever it is these days is supposedly our savior!!!!!
that group is composed of Kanu and its offshoot Ldp.
suddenly they are reformers and democrats????
give me a break....
who's fooling who??
who got us in this mess mess in the first place??
certainly not the current govt...it was the 40 years of kanu.
(and yes Ldp is simply kanu..no need to argue about that)
dont bother
trying to pontificate about the ODM's supposedly divine mandate or democratic creditials!!
u know am right.
by the way i am no supporter of the current regime...neither do i ascribe to odm's questionable credentials and myopic idealogy (if they have any, that is..!!).
am simply going with the lesser of the two evils!!!

of 2007 prezzo ambitions....

now that ruto, tinga, kalonzo and uhuru are officially in the race for prezzo, lemme disect and analyse how 2007 reallignments are likely to be...(my opinion is based purely on rational jingoism!!!!)
first and foremost, some truths and half truths!

Tinga is LDP!!! period.... hakuna jogoo ingine inawika kwa hiyo nyumba isipokuwa Tinga!!!Kalonzo et al might as well jump ship if they are actually dreaming that Tinga is going to play second fiddle this time round. Tinga roared and declared that he will offer himself...Nay!!! he declared that the LDP ticket is his and has always been his!!! ( my inference hate or love it, i dont care!!)

Kalonzo, is seriously in need of help!! actually he is getting it! who could not see that by launching a foundation...( by the way , foundations are the sole preserve of former presidents, kings, Agah khans etc!! not aspiring leaders and tribal chiefs!! but i digress), he essentially is mobilising funds for his 2007 prezzo election war chest!!! cunning move mister, keep it up. problem is, what happens if the elections come a cropper???? By the way, what happens if the next steadman poll shows that koigi or kalembe or shakombo ama Manduli is the most favored prezzo candidate, should any launch a foundation in anticipation of being elected??? come on dont let fickle and scientific trends cheat you ati utaipata virahisi!!! Kenyans are known to go against science and usually they vote tribally and with their stomachs!!leo wewe, kesho yule....

Ruto on the other hand did a number on Uhuru (my boy mpende msipende!!). Problem is (ruto) chose the wrong platform... He essentially reduced himself to a sub-tribal chief!!! Who issues declarations this days??? ati ravine declaration!!! i spit on it...we made our declaration once!!! that was in 1963!!! what were those rifty pumbavu mps declaring against??? poverty, upumbavu ama famine?? No wonder Mzee Moi (a brilliant statesman indeed) could not stomach it!!! Ruto is more infamous ( note the "in"!!!) for his role in YK92, YK97 et cetera...

Uhuru. Now this is a tricky one... i mean, previously Moi's baggage brought down his stato chances!!! Now the tribal baggage brought about by Kibs ( are you awake yet?) will surely compound his chances... Kijana should simply cut ties with the former prezzo and his tribe -kyuks!!!! the dude though has money and hence can sweeten and woo his voters in ways that the other candidates cant!!

the rest of the field i.e... the mudavadis, balalas, okemos. mutulas etc, are but a bunch of dreamers who dont deserve a mention in this erstwhile publication..

Of the four serious contenders, two will fight it out for ODM (or whatever it is called this days..)..........

since we have established that, Tinga is LDP. then logically UHURU is KANU!!!.............. hence this two will square it out for ODM ticket...

history tells us that hakutakuwa KT (Kenyatta tosha!!) this time. Hence Tinga and Uhuru will go for the presidency in their own boats and hence the ODM will be no more.... Meanwhile Kalonzo will shop for a tribal party a.k.a NPK to further his ambitions..........

Therefore ladies and the rest, Kibs can actually and will actually secure a second term while asleep in state house!!!!

watakuwa wamepatiwa kibaki kiti mara ya pili bila yeye kufanya chochote!!!! ouch..this all goes to show that in kenya, success and popularity is short lived............ selfish tribal greeds carry the day....

2007 prezzo

kalonzo musyoka has launched his presidential campaign fundraising vehicle in the name of a foundation!!!!
dude, FOUNDATIONS come after ones career is over.methinks kalonzo is jumping the gun. i mean who on earth heard of a presidential aspirant launch one even before he is elected???? yani hata kibs with all his aloofness knows that he will need a foundation AFTER...(i emphasize.. after!!!!) he is evicted from the house on the hill.
kalonzo is surely excited simply because he was recently polled by steadman as a leading popular politician.
on the same front, kibaki might as well rate himself as having an confidence rating of 43%!!!
taking into account the plebiscite results.
kalonzo, raila, uhuru , ruto et al, have a combined confidence of 57%
therefore their individual ratings are simply about10% each.........
so kalonzo should really not let a simple unverified claim go into his head
in kenya politics, popularity is very fickle and fluid.
it could go either way

of sisa za pesa nane....

seriously, what did the former ODM expect???
kibs cannot and will not meet them as a movement!!!

Now that Tinga has declared his ambitions, Kalonzo might as well quit LDP and
look for another ship...

tinga will definitely clinch the LDP/ODM ticket in 2007..
he is the alpha and omega of ODM........
atajitosheleza!!!

sean, valentine and kwach advisories..et al

CAPITALfm has decide to do away with sean cardovillis... what a shame!!!
the dude was the voice of sports radio in kenya!! i for sure will miss him on his show!
the station has reportedly recruited some new presenter!!.
i have only one word for DJCK..........there is only one sean, and on this one, u have surely lost a dedicated fan base which relied on sean's prowess in making saturday sports interesting.

EASYFM on the other hand sacked valentine!! POOR girl, she simply didn't have it. I tend to think though that this was long overdue!!! good move EASYfm. huyo msichana alikuwa na kelele nyingi!! lakini i have one question u?? when are you going to give us a totally new voice?? its like you dont believe other people have voices!! c'mon try out some fresh young talent.....just like u did with Talia, and boy didn't she turn out rather well.

KISSfm, not to be left behind fired the ultimate JJJ (Jaluo Jinga Jeuri). Now this is such a lame move...the dude was the bomb!! . Kwach tutakumiss.............by the way, methinks its time KISS did away with this carol - nyambane brekfast crap!!!! its boriiiiiiiiing!!!. To be fair to you, the albert - angela show is good, keep it up. atleast you believe in homegrown talent

wale ambayo sijawataja, pull up your socks, or is it stations!!!!

by the way, capitalfm is becoming rather boring with all these foreign presenters... yani chris has no belief in local talent??? anyway being who he is ( old dude trying to find the fountain of youth,) am not surprised.

did someone say YFm...read YAWN fm, iko kurara............?

Advisories....

check Kenya travel advisory from the US state dept!!! These people are simply ludicrous!! ati americans should be careful of suicide bombers and kidnappers in kenya!!!! what aload of crap and b.s this is!!!! we rank top of the list!! thats right people, apparently kenya is even more dangerous than IRAQ and SOMALIA!!!!

at times one gets the feeling that The US Gov. is bent on crippling our economy given that we really are not so dependent of their IMF and WORLD BANK!!. Right there is no country in africa that has matured democratically like Kenya. I mean ours is africa's only coalition government - albeit a fighting coaliting!! therefore great kenyans, when the US GOV lacks the moral ground to lecture us on governance and democracy, they label us terrorists!!!! washidwe hawa pumbavu!!