Nairobi politics, football, conspiracy theories and related propaganda

Monday, February 27, 2006

we are the champions..

finally after two years bila silverware, ManUtd ran riot jana and whipped a shocked wigan outfit to
win the Carling cup. long regarded as a trophy of no real meaning, the carling cup has proved important
to Man Utd because most of our stars had really not tested cup glory with united. Talk of Wayne *boy wonder" Rooney, Christiano Ronaldo, Louis Saha, Edwin Van de sar,
Kieran Richardson and a host more.
The win was crucial . now that we are back to winning ways, better times lie ahead. It was also good to see the Glazers finally get some trophy for
their investment in United.
On other fronts, it was good seeing Giggs receive his 16th!! (wow!!) winners medal in his illustrious career at united. Finally it was beautiful for Sir Alex to bag his 20th trophy for united. He is now the most decorated Manager in the UK and indeed the whole
world!! Talk of a legend!!
Long Live United!!!!

Typical of the gooners, the school boys were bullyied into submission by that physical monster called Blackburn. Maze the school boys thot ati it will be another P.E session. Yenyewe rovers are simply a team that is tops with their physical game. Hawa watu wanacheza game rough!!
yani arsenal were still high from that fluke of a win over REAL??? by all means, REal's form this season is just like Arsenal's!!!
the are both struggling hence that match was really a duel between two worn out bulls (cow may be appopriate actually!!)
going through the log, its amazing to see Arsenal Languishing behind Bolton, Blackburn and Spurs!!!West Ham have a game in hand, should they win, they will leapfrog the gooners!!!! ha ha ha..imagine the gooners in 8th position???
yani they will also not feature in UEFA cup? what a bunch of sore losers!!!!

I bet all the scousers out there are really elated at the prospect of being level on points with United!!! Yea...enjoy the moment for as ya'll know, it wount last!! beating a 10 man Mancity is by no means an easy task for the scousers!!! must have been their toughest!!! ha ha... listening to their reaction after man utd managed not to win in their tie ( manutd neva lose, they simply manage not to win!!)
one would be forgiven for thinking ati liverfool has won the world cup!!! they simply could not believe it and had to camp in their stadium for a whole hour after the game, waiting for the non-existent trophy!!! Manutd was long gone by then. yani hawa liverfools waliogopa kutoka nje ya stadi!!!
nway its expected of scousers to be in shock whenever they meet the mighty UNited.

Finally the russian puppets overcame (wow what an achievement!!) sorry pompey. i got no comment for hawa watu wa footie anglofleecing. As usual, their coach came out to give flimsy excuses when his muppets were twangad by the mighty BARCA!!!!
Clearly the difference in class between Eto'o and Drogba was evident in that match. Jose was busy complaining ati walishindwa sababu ya ref na kadhalika. yani this coach will neva accept defeat especially from a big team?? Anyway we now know which of the two teams is superior. Kwanza chelsea had deliberately waterlogged hiyo shamba yao hoping to
gain some advantage. wacha waende huko NOu Camp, they will really have a good lesson on professional footie.

so all in all ManUtd are tops having won the first trophy of the season, The scousers as usual are in dreamland, the gooners are yet to figure out what hit them and the chelski muppets as usual resulted to underhand tactics (hawajui ball, bite me, i said it!!)
Oh by the way, Our next match is against WIGAN!!!!
need i say more???

Monday, February 20, 2006

satos=footie=Man U / Arsenal vs the rest

Last saturday saw Man U concede a goal to the scousers and hence Man U did not manage to win. This is a careful choice of words for when it comes to the great red devils, they neva lose a game, they simply manage not to win in one of those rare encounters. As for the rest of the field i.e goon squad, scousers chelskis etc, they simply get beat!!! period. now that we have established my allegiance, onto to other things...

whoever came up with sato sports, deserves a pat in the would would otherwise be boring for we batchelors and them spinsters..... Football takes prime time on sato and no matter what the outcome of a game is, a sato is neva complete bila footie. I
am a manchester united fan ( hence the link) and if i can, i never miss a game involving the red devils.
tukishinda then its a guaranteed tusker downing evening.
tukishindwa then its another tusker downing down the sorrow ofcourse!!!
tukidraw, well its yet another evening of tuskers.
therefore whichever way the game goes, tuskers will surely be downed!!!!

the beauty of sato sports is that its a guy- thing, though lately mamas have found it interesting to indulge in sato sports rather than doing their nails, hair or whatever they do on satos...(methinks its a keeping a short leash on the dude, ama) ask Oyunga Pala
but i digress...

it all starts with the pre match analysis, highlights predictions and other whatnots, by football pundits, knowitalls and anyone who thinks he's got his two cents on the game. The teams will have been analysed days before and likely results indicated.
kisha opposing fans gather in the watering holes then its all systems go.. as the game progresses, mafans cheer, sneer, growl, howl, scream, laugh and sob depending on which side of the footballing divide they belong...
in nairobi, most mafans are either Man U's (weka mikono juuuuuuuuuu...) or Arsenal's(what a bunch of losers!!!!)
Then kumetokea some confused fellas..
hawa ni watu wamekosa msimamo. Most of them are infact Arsenal fans and only shifted allegiances when mambo yalipoanza kwenda mrama huko highbury!!! Actually these quasi-arsenal fans will always switch allegiance mbioooooo!! when arsenal is being whacked mercilessly by akina bolton, wigan ama leicester!!!!talk of a crappy bunch of sore losers..
they will be at it again whenever Man U is playing or the scousers or chelski!!! they simply have no bearing on what loyalty is all about. I dare say Man U fans never defect no matter what!....sisi ni watu wa msimamo kabambe! (Just like KANU , to use a bad analogy )

These fake bunch will shout the loudest whenever arsenal thwacks a weak team. They will talk of the glory days ahead ( actually the have been dreaming of glory since time immemorial) but once thwacked, they retreat and scamper with their tails between their legs only to re-emerge later with false hopes.
wakishindwa, ole wao!!.

then there is this bunch of glory suckers...
hawa walijiunga na chelski and/or liverfools only when these teams had a taste of victory!! you will see them huddled together in a clumsy group pretending to be watching a chelski/liverfool game. Kumbe secretely they are monitoring the results of Man U/Arsenal!! bure kabisa!!!!. You will hear them claim ati all their live wamekuwa chelski/liverfool fans!!!
should u put a simple questions across, kama "when did chelski/liverfool last win the FA cup?" they stare in bewilderment and change the subject. Ask them who was Chelski's/ liverfool's captain in say 2001, they accuse u of playa hating!!!! shindwe nyinyi!!!!
they are a simply a bunch of losers who love to savour the success of others due to their own shortfalls! ukiona hawa??....gonga na chupa ya tusker!!

lastly kuna wale ambao they are simply nutheads. they claim to be pacifists and only watch the cos they lack nothing better to do!!! wanasema they dont support any team but will always be seen around the bar whenever man u / arsenal is playing.. sasa hawa wakati game imebamba, they change sides as fast as they down their tuskers. they claim to bestride the middleground as far as the game is concerned. Lakini wacha bao ifungwe na ile timu they really support
in their hearts!!!! chaooooos. they will shout the loudest and soon allegiances will be re-established!! Should the opponent score, they will squirm in their seats and feign lack of interest in the game.
Usually this bunch like the goon squad, will always leave before the game concludes. Kisha they source for the outcome via sms. Normally they will claim ati wanaenda kazi (kazi????? sato jioni na jamaa alikuwa anapewa kitu.....thats a good one!) or ati they have a date at home. Most probably wameitwa na mama nyumbani.
u have to give it lakini to the goon squad when it comes to false aspirations!!! yani they will brag and brag about their supposedly young squad which will work wonders in future ( again about glory days in future.. dream on losers....!!)
all in all Man U (Like us, hate us, doesnt matter) will alway rock!!!!
i am yet to meet a true ManU fan( wait a minute, there are no "true" fans for man u fans never defect. hence no need to classify them as either, true fans ama quasi fans ama pacifists!!) who will walk away from a man u game whatever the likely outcome. the thing is, we understand the game and we know winning and losing is part of it.

so kwa wale wote ambaye mnapenda kandanda, where do u lie?? for u are either with us or against us!!
Ngoja hii sunday, Wigan will wish they neva got promoted to the premiership!!!
tutawakaranga na kuwapika kama githeri!!!

Wednesday, February 15, 2006

bored... not quite

chect this silly rant . then u might as well trash some sites you simply find disgusting by using the Net Disaster * destroy the web! . After that why dont u then remind some people who simply love to forward those silly chain emails about some kid who is sufferring from some god forbidden unknown ailment that the kid is now grown up and probably shitting his pants or something!!! finally listen to your bunghole or whatever it is !!!

i must say bloggers are really a shitious bunch ( i included). They will go on and on on how, what, who, where and when it ( whatever "it" is...) happened. but so far the female bloggers in my considered opinion take the crown.
these lot will bitch on anything under the sun ( "anything" is probably how the faaking dude screwed and got away and hence how pathetic a lovelife they lead!!!!! opinion,remember?) then they will go on to bitch on how they chukia jamaaz and such days like vals!!! sh*t!!! now am ranting............

jamaas on the other hand will blog on siasa, economy, cars, techie stuff and generally try to appear so elitist...crap!!!! ( actually i fall in this category). once in a while a jamaa will unleash a sob story which i guess goes unread!..bure kabisa!!!. lakini all in all its insightful.

As a result of the above, i have come to actually read the biaches' rants ( unless u r a gay then there is no reason not to!) quite often cos men, they are hilarious. Afterall i consider myself well versed in what the jamaas blubber about. this mama is surely the bomb!!! u will be amazed at what that lil' mind can conjure and sprew!!!!!
finally i came across some swahili blog.. eh wacha tu hiyo swa!!!!!!!!!
haya basi lets blog....

Monday, February 13, 2006

the power of the youth

Take a moment and ponder this think about what we the young can do for kenya
and not what kenya can do for us

Over 4million young men and women are waiting to be issued with the ID Cards,
this number and the ones who already have the ID's and electors cards can make a
difference, let's make year 2007 & 2012 the years when kenyan youths who have
not been corrupted by the system, are elected to the leadership of this country.

Young Kenyans Arise!

Are you below the age of 45 years? Then you are young!
Do you love your country Kenya? Do you think you have a stake in the
happenings in the country Kenya? Does the future of our beloved country
mean anything to you?

Think for a moment: if you are 45 and below - to reach Mwai's age you have
at least 30 more years to live! Do you want the group that calls itself
leaders in this country to chart your future for you? Or do you want to
be part of the change that is necessary to build this country?

Let us sample a few : this is not about tribal chiefs and their kingdoms -
for our progressive future requires that we grow up and shed the tribal
and regional glasses and think as a nation and tap on our potential-
while appreciating our diversity which must be celebrated as opposed to
being used to divide us.
Kalonzo Musyoka : a member of Moi government as cabinet Minister for over
20 years! The Nyayo torture chambers were run - we all knew about them
while he was a senior member of the government that was torturing its
own people. We never had his voice! What makes him a spokesman of the
down trodden?? Under NARC he oversaw the plunder in funds misuse at the
Ministries for 3 years- see local dailies for details. He quit the
government in June 2002 since he knew there was no way KANU was
going to win the election- a selfish move. He was a Part of the ODM last
year -if he is Mr. clean where did he and his colleagues get the money for
the NO campaign. One of the directors of Kalonzo foundation is Renzo
Barnade who is a partner with Lee Nyachae at Kenya Bunduki- the Nyachae's are
Known to work closely with Aura Perera- the NARC regime Kamlesh Patni- Young
Kenyan the conclusion is yours.
William Ruto : A senior member of the amorphous group called Youth for
KANU 92. It is common knowledge the plunder this group of young thugs
did to our Country Kenya during the early 90's- being young does not
mean the same thing as integrity! It made him an overnight millionaire!!!
Could he say what honest job he did, where and when to amass the wealth he
has? Do we want a leader who have grabbed properties to leads us to
destruction? He was a member of the MOI repressive regime until the end. IF he
is Mr.clean shouldn't he answer three simple questions - who funded the
YK92-where are the audited accounts, who funded the referendum
campaign, what made him a savior after being part of regime that tortured
Kenyans who spoke their minds?
Uhuru Kenyatta : Young Kenyan with a bright future . His family owns
250,000 acres of land in Kenya - this is equivalent to the area covered
by Nyanza province. In free market economy this could be acceptable
save for the fact that we all know that this was stolen from the Kenyan
people by his father! In a country where 60% live below the poverty line a
dollar a day - he should be ashamed when he stands before us and tells us
about prosperity of our Nation and Our rights! 80% of Taveta residents
are squatters in his family land = 40,000 acres. SHAME ON YOU UHURU FOR
Otieno Kajwang- he has been struck from the role of Advocates in
Kenya for stealing client's money- how can he possibly talk to us about good
governance and ethics while he is a thief himself? Case of log in your eye..........................
Raila Odinga - 7 political parties in a period of less 10 years
Means the man believes in nothing. It was all about what is in this for me-
Kibaki Tosha call was an own stomach call since he knew the history of the
man- he was in the government that detained him for 12 years. Before my
Luo brothers lynch me I would like them to consider this issues
Seriously for the first time - what benefit does a man derive by following
Another blindly to a non defined destination? Would it not be more profitable,
If we were all to take responsibility for our lives? The future is in our
hands! Luo thrift, Kisumu Molasses Plant, Supply of Bitumen to the
GOK, highest spending Ministry on luxury Cars was his, did all Luo Nyanza MPs
bribe their way to parliament?
Mwai Kibaki- a member of the government for 40 years - see no evil hear no
evil let no evil enter into your mind! Until an opportunity occurs for you
to ascend to the top seat for the sole purpose of sitting on that seat!
Kenyans were fools to imagine that a man who had been in the system for 40
years could cause any change- he knows no difference.
Mwiraria/ Murungi - the arrogance of power and the ANGLO FLEECING SAGA
whether real or imagined speaks for itself. A LAST Deal might have been
done on Tuesday 31st February to supply Radio communication equipment by
the famous Kamani Group- worth 2.6 billion!

Mukisa Kituyi - there is a rumour that the man owns a helicopter after
only 3 years of being a minister. Period to the run up to the 2002 election, it is rumoured that he owned very little!
Ole Ntimama - the tribal chief- remember the "lie low like an envelope"
remark that caused death of several Kenyans in what was called tribal clashes- turned spokesman of the people! HOW?
I do not need to go further in analyzing them. It points to a need to completely change our political clothing for this country to change the direction we are taking. There is nothing special about all this characters and we need to send them packing whenever the elections are called. Let us spread word that there is need for complete overhaul Of The elected leaders.
LET US VOTE OUT ALL THE 220 MPs currently in the August house! Let us
refuse the bribery during the campaign period - we are 73% of the
population and must answer to our Children what we did to make their lives better!!

Friday, February 10, 2006

Why Mwiraria resigned

Mwiraria did not resign specifically because of the pressure of Anglo-Leasing, a senior government official in the VP office has confirmed.

Friday, last week the United States government wrote to the Prezzy and copied the letter to Mwiraria warning that unless the Finance minister resigned or was sacked the US would not grant him a Visa to attend a high profile donors meeting (IMF and World Bank)in Washington DC.

Monday morning the letters were delivered. Tuesday evening after the World bank underlined their pressure to withhold money and not deal with Mwiraria President kibaki and his men sense the seriousness of the issue, so Kibaki summons them to State house for an evening meeting.

the meeting discussed among other things options out for Mwiraria, but it was agreed he had to leave the treasury to avoid embarrassment by the US government via a publicly communicated Visa denial.

Tuesday no conclusions, so Wednesday morning, Kiraitu, Mwiraria the VP and Muthaura gather at State House again, and the option of a minor cabinet reshuffle is considered but that too was dismissed as a poor strategy.

Mutahi Ngunyi, who has been a key advisor of the government since leaving the nation is summoned for his intriguing options and he suggests the sacrifice principle, quoting an incident when Moi had to sack Biwott and even jail him over the Ouko report to cool down tempers and then release him and make him a powerful minister after the public had forgotten.
Everyone in attendance agrees, but questions emerge over repercussions of the resignation to the rest who are caught up in the Anglo-Leasing issue.

At that point the Mutahi says that they should follow up the resignation with the release of the Goldenberg report, which just happened this morning.

With that a call is made to DP headquarters to have a press conference at 12.00pm demanding the resignation of Mwiraria, at 1: 30 after the lunchtime news the press release circulates that Mwiraria has a press Conference....then the guy resigns, more out of donor pressure, a visa hitch embarrassment scenario rather than to pave way for investigations.

The rest are to stay put to the end.the meeting speeches on the matter.However Thursday morning, the VP is summoned to State House again this time for a brief that he has to defend himself, stare at the Camera's and argue that Immigration department has a new minister so you cannot interfere with investigations, cancel the cabinet meeting earlier called by Muthaura to ensure the divisions on Anglo-Leasing do not permeate the level till it sorted out.

And that is why Mwiraria quit, like the lamb that was sacrificed to enable the exodus was Mwiraria....

Tuesday, February 07, 2006

what a shame..

According to the daily nation, the gava is trying to delay the wheels of justice, by instituting a fresh probe into the goldenberg scandal!!!.. what a load of crap!! why should the CID conduct fresh investigations yet theBosire Inquiry has gotten to the root of the scam?? shame on them!! washindwe!!

Delaying the process will not shield and save the chief perpetrators... so akina saitoti should simply rersign and be subjected to the courtsd to answer charges of wrong doing against our motherland. Pattni should be made to repay back all he fleeced from our coffers. While i dont advocate for the retired president to be arraigned in court, i think he should issue a comprehensive statement through a reputable lawyer ( not that mutula kilonzo fella!!) on what he knew of the scandal.

On anglo fleecing, all those involved, i.e Kiraitu, murungaru, alfie getonga, mwiraria, muthaura and the VP, should be arraigned in in court and charged with high level corruption!!! There are no sacred cows, period!!!! the president said that himself.

Monday, February 06, 2006

goldenberg, anglo-leasing and related malfeasance

the daggers are out!!!! kibs has decided kila mtu na mzigo wake!!!! with anglo leasing barking at his door, he had no option but to unleash the goldenberg report. His detractors say this is but a diversionary tactic meant to deflect public attention from his biggest scandal.

all in all, corruption of whatever kind must be condemned in strongest terms possible!!!! The goldenberg scandal is by far the worse to be perpetrated by the former regime.This scandal ground our economy and messed our livelihoods!!! Anglo leasing on the other was nipped in the bud before it was fully executed. Thanx to anglo leasing, we now know what really happens to those so called security contracts!! Anglo leasing has exposed the endemic corruption that is ingrained so deeply in our system and dates way back to the 80s.

kumbe our generals have been dealing in shadowy deals that defraud the country. These well connected individual would form shadowy companys that would be awarded lucrative contracts at inflated prices!!! washindwe wezi hawa!! What business does a general have in engaging in tendering for supplier contracts of the DoD?

Its amazing to note that even retired generals engage in supply contracts to DoD. Reading Githongo's report, one is shocked at the level of involvement by our seniormost security chiefs. One thing that struck is the manner in which the complicity by the government was so forthcoming. The president, was either misled,lied to,deliberately misinformed or knew all along about these rip offs but chose to keep mum.

But to be fair to him, he was incapacitated by the accident and probably his lieutenats took advantage of the situation

The so called resource mobilisation by the chief perpetrators of anglo-leasing is a shame. What made this people so scared of raila that the had to loot the economy in order to prepare for an election ( immediately after an election!!) this railaphobia will surely consume them. One must note that engaging in corrution, will always lead to one's downfall.

atleast the money that was to paid to anglo leasing was refunded and the scam exposed before ripping us off. As for goldenberg, the billions are lost for good!! what a shame? the government should make sure all those involved in any manner in both scams are brought to justice.

finally, the government should as a matter of urgeny perform a comprehensive audit of all security related contracts - both the current and the past. This is one area that appears to be a lucrative avenue for these fraudsters who hide under the guise of "sensitive security tenders". the auditor general should be mandated to carry out the audit while KACC should as a matter of urgency institute criminal proceedings against all those who are implicated in the scams.

Sunday, February 05, 2006


someone somewhere is trying to mess up my blog.
nway i will get around it .
watch this space!!!